Like many Mommies, I’ve spent a lot of time in waiting rooms.
Most of that time has been on behalf of Noah. Between DAN doctor visits, various therapies and lots of pediatrician visits in his early years, I’ve logged many hours sitting in waiting rooms with Noah.
Up until the past year or so, Noah has been a relatively quiet little waiting room buddy.
Now? Not so much.
Noah now seems to think that waiting rooms are his special party place. Yesterday, the waiting room at a dentist office turned into his own personal little Mardi Gras.
We’ve always known that Noah loves to tease. (He’s Doug’s son. Of COURSE he does.) Along with Noah’s social and language gains over the past year, his ability to tease and his love for teasing have burst to the forefront of his personality.
So, yesterday afternoon, Noah and I went to see a pediatric dental specialist. Noah’s regular dentist discovered his first two cavities a few weeks ago, and referred him to a specialist. Noah will need to be sedated for the fillings, so we went to meet the specialist and find out about the procedure.
Noah and I arrived a little early, and sat down in an empty waiting room. Our appointment was scheduled right after the office lunch break, so it was rather quiet in there.
Noah was relaxed and chilled out. I picked up a People magazine to see which “star” needs to eat a brownie and sat back in my chair to enjoy a few minutes of quiet and mindless reading.
Noah had other ideas.
As soon as another Mom and child walked into the waiting room, Noah looked at me, and there it was.
The look.
My family knows “the look”. If you spend any time around Noah, you will soon know “the look” as well.
Noah was ready to play. It was ON.
Noah started laughing and wiggling around.
I kept flipping the pages of People. Yo…somebody hand that poor girl a cookie.
More people walked into the waiting room.
It. was. time.
With a sparkle in his eyes and a big grin on his face, Noah shoved his finger up his nose and yelled out “DON’T PICK YOUR NOSE”!!
I’m still turning People pages. Awww…the yeast roll that that “star” ate made her tummy pooch and now People magazine is begging the question, “Is she PREGNANT?!”
Over to my right…again…finger still lodged in his right nostril, Noah is yelling, “DON’T PICK YOUR NOSE!!”
Now he’s laughing hysterically and is right up in my face…finger firmly planted in place.
More people walk into the waiting room…Noah gets even louder. He decides to up the ante, and do some…um…lickin’, followed with the shout out, “DON’T EAT IT!!”
It was a pickin’ and lickin’ party.
Now, I have to say here that parenting a child with autism has one valuable upside. If you want to have any hope of staying sane and grounded, you must give up any care in the world of what other people think of you or your child. For me, those cares are LONG gone, and I laugh now when I get one of those eye rolling or “what is WRONG with your parenting skills?” kinda looks. Whatever.
So I kept reading. And Noah kept picking.
And I was highly amused. I have no idea how the other Mommies and children in the waiting room were reacting…I didn’t bother to look around. I had time to sit and read a magazine, so nothing was going to interrupt me. Welcome to my strange little world.
Now lest you think that Noah’s antics were uncalculated, let me say here that as soon as we were called into a private waiting room, the nose picking ceased. His audience was gone, so Noah settled down and behaved himself quite appropriately.
That’s my boy.
Noah did great with the new dentist, and will go back in December to have his teeth filled. The staff was awesome and will honor all of my specific requests for how he will be sedated (no nitrous oxide).
We’ll see how it goes in the waiting room that morning.