In the interest of full disclosure and “keepin’ it real” around here, I’ve got a little story to tell.
Ya’ll are gonna KNOW how much I need prayer.
Anyhoo….
Yesterday was Noah’s bowling field trip.
To get to the bowling alley, we had to walk the kids about a mile down the street from the school. Each adult was assigned two children to hold on to.
I was matched with Noah and one of the class “runners”. Noah’s little friend is one of four “escape artists” in the class who, for no apparent reason, will suddenly take off and run. I’ve got experience with this little one…which is why he was paired with me. I’ve learned that this little guy is fine as long as I hold on tight and keep moving in a straight line. Any distraction, stop, or deviation from the path opens up a small window of opportunity for escape. So…knowing what I needed to do…I took that child’s hand, and hanging on for dear life, headed straight up the sidewalk, full speed ahead.
As we came to a crosswalk, I hit the signal button…waited for green…and headed out across the street with another Mom, who also had two children in her care. The rest of the class followed.
As we came to the halfway point of our crossing, a lady on a bicycle, crossing the street from the opposite direction, came charging straight for us, yelling at the top of her lungs…
“LOOK OUT!!!!!”….in the rudest possible manner.
Oh. my.
Now. While I should have maintained my calm and restful demeanor and prayed for the rude and annoying woman, something inside me said…”oh NO she didn’t.” As I struggled to keep my son and my other charge from being run over I yelled right back as she passed….
“YOU LOOK OUT or I’M GONNA OPEN UP A CAN OF CRAZY MOMMA ON YOU!!!!!”
As I looked behind me for a reaction, the other Mommy walking with me was going at it at the same time yelling…”WE HAVE CHILDREN WITH AUTISM HERE!!!” and then moved on to inform the lady that her bike riding was doing nothing to reduce the size of her rear end.
As the lady on the bike continued to plow ahead through Noah’s class with her obnoxious “LOOK OUT!!!!”, I looked to Noah’s teacher and school behavior specialist for support. Instead of joining in on our tirade, they were doubled over, absolutely cracking up over our “crazy autism momma” reactions. Some help they were.
I think that I need to turn in my “Pastor’s Wife card” today.
Yep. Ya’ll need to pray for me.